Green things

Hello there! This is a little page detailing all of the things i have, all of the things that are dear to me, and all of the things you might be interesting in acquiring for yourself.

I get very attached to objects, you know, because i'm autistic. But luckily, object identity tracks not with their continued existence, but with their exact form and function. Same how your consciousness does not strictly exist continuously. It has gaps. You go to sleep sometimes. You might even pass out. But, despite everything, it's still you. Just like your operating system does not die when you reboot your computer.

And, in our modern world, there is a certain subcategory of objects, a certain fortunate class, which, under the right circumstances and with the sufficient application of effort, can be recreated in a nearly perfect way. Everything that's mass produced, and continues to be mass produced for longer than the average lifetime of a single instance, is essentially immortal.

This page is a record of immortality, a kind of book of the dead, listing cryptic and imprecise instructions on how to bring them back to life, subject to failure based on the phases of the moon and the and the will of mysterious (market) forces beyond anyone's control.

LED Badge

This badge is very popular. You could theoretically buy it from fossasia, but their website is down. I guess there's an archived version from last year.

They used to sell those in person, at GPN22 and GPN23, but not at GPN24 sadly.

You can also get a very similar badge an aliexpress, except it uses micro usb instead of usb c.

Social battery pin

This one is just from aliexpress. Nothing special. Everyone likes it tho.

Lockcard 3D printed wallet

There's a german company called lockcard, which makes funny plate wallets, but one can also find files to 3d print their plates, and then get an appropriate rubber band. They also sell the band on its own for 6€, and on black friday that becomes 4€ with free delivery!

I printed this wallet at the CCCAC, and it didn't come out perfect. I should probably reprint it someday, in a color nicer than black.

Update: while i was writing this, the company went bankrupt, and now we can't buy shit. What did i say about the phases of the moon...

So here, i guess, i'm gonna host the 3d model myself.

Backpack cones

I have 3d printed cones on my backpack, in both transgender and non-binary colors! I printed them at the metalab in Vienna, using those files. The green ribbon that they're attached with is just something i got from bauhaus.

The backpack itself is the patagonia Refugio Daypack 26L. I am unsure if you can still buy it...

Otter socks

I got those from etsy. The shop is still up wow!

Non-binary shoelaces

Also from etsy. Actually no, i stole those from the president.

Tiny knife

This one comes from a long dead aliexpress listing. The full title was:

Hot Selling Titanium Alloy Surgical Knife, Quick Opening Folding Knife, EDC Unboxing Pocket Knife, Outdoor Camping Knife

Probably because this kind of knife is not legal to carry in germany. It also came with a set of 10 replaceable blades. Good luck!

Label printer

The label printer i use is a Brother PT-H110 from amazon.

Bottle tag

I got this bottle tag 3d printed at GPN23. It seems there are no publicly available files for it. Hit me up if you have them.

Alternatively you can get this cat ear bottle tag made by Faye.